Twas the night before the procedure and all through the house,
Not a single thing was stirring not even a mouse
It happened today, in fact, would you believe it? I thought I'd secured the ###### thing in a knot and tucked it firmly down my pants. It was only when I saw this kid pointing and the adult sniggering like I had a male part of the anatomy strapped to me, that I realised my tube was making an appearence ---Thank goodness for tomorrow! I've learned to get over these situations and believe me you have to if you want to live a near normal life.
I was shopping for summer clothing, what a difference to some years ago when I bought clothes best suited for the high school frump! I'm almost a size zero these days and the choice of clothing is much more extensive. I'm almost on a par with my daughter, it's only my age and self worth that prevents me from wearing the stuff and I suppose I have the tube to consider! My suitcase will be full of the stuff I've longed to wear, toned down of course! But I do look better in shorts, except for the legs they look like something the cat brought in in it's mouth or something hanging out of a nest! My hubby says they look like knots in string -- he's talking about my knobbly knees.
My bottom is much smaller but it's awfully hard sitting on wooden chairs I'm missing the padding!
So my last blog for a couple of days at least. Next time I write I'll have my new model tube -- Watch this space!