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I Wish It Was Summer!

Posted by CFMBabs , 27 October 2006 · 1,157 views

I heard that the summer is over, on the news today
I wish that spring was beginning and summer on it's way
No more sitting in the garden or wearing skimpy gear
The jumper's out of the cupboard, now the cold weather is here
The nights are slowly drawing in and the howling winds blow
I might as well just get undressed and go to bed like an Eskimo
My hot water bottle round my feet, my socks and a chocolate drink
I'll take a good book with me and under the covers I sink.

I hear a noise from the kitchen, it's hubby opening every door
He had a huge dinner tonight, but he's still looking for more
His stomach must be a bottomless pit as I hear a scream of delight
He'd found a piece of home made pie that was hidden out of sight
Every door was banging, the TV was playing top note
The geese were all squawking and so was the goat
He'd woken every animal and every living thing
And to make matters worse, the phone began to ring
"My Dear" he shouted up the stairs, "this phone call is for you"
So out I got of my nice warm bed, what else could I do?
I answered the phone with caution, I always do this time of night
Stood there in my pyjamas I looked a proper sight

When the phone call ended, I wandered back to bed
But my hubby had other ideas going round in his head
He was getting out the saucepan, with sausages and beans
He was having just a little snack by each and any means
"Please don't eat beans my dear, not before you retire
Your stomach will not stand it, your bowels will be on fire
And I'll be the one to suffer when you decide to blow
And out the bed I'll jump again and out the room I'll go"

I wish there was a cure for insomnia, it's the winter to blame
Because going to bed in the wintertime just isn't the same
Is it I go too early, well I can't stay up late
There's nothing on the TV except the soaps I hate
And then there's my hubby with his ice cold knobbly feet
Getting in beside me and taking all the heat
I wish it could be summer the whole year through
And savour every moment instead of feeling blue

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