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Raynaud's Limericks

Posted by CFMBabs , 13 March 2009 · 881 views

I'm turning into quite a fidget
Trying to get blood to my digit
My finger's gone white
My hand looks a sight
I think I might need a widget

My toes are feeling quite numb
I can't even feel my thumb
I moan quite a lot
They're the only ones I've got
No wonder I'm looking so glum

I look so silly in clothes
All you can see is my nose
With one woollen hat
What do you think about that?
And thick socks to warm up my toes

At night I sit by the fire
The flames jump higher and higher
No one can get near
When I'm sitting here
Won't move until I perspire. (Which is never.)

My skin is constantly blue
What would anyone do
People don't understand
That my fingers on hand
Are the same as my toes in my shoe

I really am quite rare
They tell me that I share
A strange little name
And you have the same
And I don't think it's fair

They call it scleroderma -- what?
A name that is easily forgot
They told me a lot
Just what I had got
But I couldn't remember it not

And I have Raynuad's as well
I guess you could probably tell
I have no circulation
Go white on occasion
If anyone's buying -- I'll sell!

I guess the gist of the matter
Is to remain as mad as an hatter
For humour gets me through
What else can I do
I have nothing else left to flatter!

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