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The Enema (Personal story of constipation)

Posted by CFMBabs , 17 June 2009 · 912 views

That rumbling ache gripes down below
A gentle reminder that I must soon go
So off to the bathroom I trot again
Trying to relieve myself of pain

It ain't no fun trying in vain
This awful gripe is driving me insane
Straining and pushing for all you're worth
My, It's almost like giving birth!
It really isn't funny although some would smile
When you haven't been to the toilet for a while

You don't need an audience, in fact that's what I got
Some awful cold liquid up there was shot
The nurse sat and told me to wait for a min
I was blue in the face trying to hold it all in
"It will make things easy don't worry" she said
I sucked in my cheeks and my face turned red
There was silence all round in my humble abode
Whilst I felt like I was about to explode

With pain almost unbearable I was off like a shot
I almost didn't make it up to the top
I raced for the toilet and sat with a shout
This unbearable mess was coming out
With a sigh of relief, in fact it was more
I slowly walked in through the living room door
The nurse and my family all looked with despair
Did you eventually manage to go up there?

The look of delight for all to see
Told everyone it had worked for me
All that straining was all in the past
For I had found success at last.




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