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Setting Up The Blog

Posted by CFMBabs , 26 September 2006 · 970 views

Let's set up a new venture, said Shelley Ensz one day
We'll make a place to air our views, where we can have our say
So they enlisted me and others to write upon the board
Perhaps a little blog or two, the anticipation soared
So away they worked in the background amidst the sweat and the toil
They tweeked at every little switch, and the keyboards they did oil
They perfected every link and click, and then invited me to join
They said it would be easy, just as easy as flipping a coin
So in I went with a head full of junk and silly poetic rhyme
But it wouldn't let me join the gang it revoked me every time
I changed my name to Barbara, my real name not my tag
And played around with every key, my confidence began to sag
Still I wasn't accepted, and as my frustration grew
I went to open the cupboard it was the only thing to do
I poured myself a little drink and then another after that
My head full of jolly robbins so at the computer I went and sat
I couldn't find the cursor, the keys all looked double to me
And I couldn't log myself in, the words I could not see
So Shelley e mailed me a message and marked them for a jerk
Technology and I do not mix, and the site I could not work
My animals were going hungry and my family reported me lost
I spent so much time at the computer, my marriage it nearly cost
I deleted so much jargon then found myself confused!
I don't think Shelley was happy and I was not amused
For every time I used my mouse the computer began to groan
And by this time I was so ###### drunk and frozen to the bone
My fingers were in spasm, my Raynauds out full bloom
And I was getting hypothermia just sitting in the room
And still I was in wilderness whilst others already there
And by this time I was merry and I didn't really care
I grabbed myself the bottle and the last drop I did sup
Then slumped back upon my chair about to give it up
I'd done everything possible to post a ###### blog
But all I kept getting was a blank brain fog
I'd never been so clever in fact I flunked at school
And always played the idiot, the prankster and the fool
I wished I'd learned to listen then perhaps I'd be a boff
Instead of being a blogger who couldn't pull it off
And so the story went on and on, for days it would seem
My mentors were all waiting for me to join their team
But I was just too ###### drunk I forgot that I was a member
I'd used so many alias's my own name I couldn't remember
Well finally I got there, don't ask coz I don't know how!
I guess you already knew that or you wouldn't be reading this now
So thanks to all the moderators for their guidance and anticipation
And for allowing me to post this rhyme with some exageration
I wish that this new venture will be as successful as the board
And I won't have to get drunk no more, the gin I can't afford.

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