| The World's First Virtual
Pity Party |
| Here's an array of great party items
for use whenever you or a friend feel like properly groveling around
in depression, anxiety, and general overall misery. Now please get
real sad and cry, weep, moan and groan right along with us. Your tears
are ALWAYS welcome here! |
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| The World's First Virtual
Pity Party |
| Here's an array of great party items
for use whenever you or a friend feel like properly groveling around
in depression, anxiety, and general overall misery. Now please get
real sad and cry, weep, moan and groan right along with us. Your tears
are ALWAYS welcome here! |
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| Welcome
to the World's First Virtual Pity Party! |
The World's First Virtual Pity Party first began on 1-9-99. It's an ongoing
party-in-progress so visit here anytime you want to grovel in sadness, misery, depression, self-pity,
etc. so that you can do it along with us, in style, as misery sure does love company.
Everyone on earth is welcome at this party...if you're too happy for the party, simply play some
of our mood music and practice our Meditation for Depression. In no time flat, you'll fit right in, unless you have a hopelessly happy spirit. |
| Entertainment |
| Anagrams See
how many things your name can spell. Link submitted by Nolan LaTourelle. |
| Diagnosis Roulette Wheel Do your own faulty diagnosis, in the comfort of your own home! Idea submitted
by Judy Y, wheel by Shelley Ensz. |
| Meditation for Depression If you're too happy for this party, this special meditation
will help you get in the proper mood. By Lynn W., Pity Party Hypnotist. |
| Pity Party Slogans...suitable for writing on any bathroom wall. Sorry, virtual lipstick not included.
Submitted by Karol Alfera. |
| Pity Party Supplies...this really kicked off our party in style! By Judy Y. |
| Virtual Dartboard...a blank-face dartboard, submitted by Sylvia. |
| Pity Party Review by Judy
Y |
Shelley, so I decided to check out
the party, walked in and burst into hysterical laughter... Ed wanted
to know what was so funny... I told him I was at a Pity Party...
yup had the music going... he thinks the scleroderma's gone to our
brains in more ways than brain fog...
Here's a thought, has it occurred to anybody
else that any of our marvelous "docs" could check all this
party stuff of ours and decide that their first diagnosis was correct—it's
all in our heads and we really need to be "checked out at one
of their special facilities"? Love to all. —Judy Y. |
| Pity Party Review by Lynn W |
Oh my goodness, Shelley! I had no idea how much there is to
do at the Virtual Pity Party...haven't been able to get in before now...LOL
It's hysterical! Judy's pitiful story had me laughing, and I was invited
to leave by the pity bouncers...would not even let me join Syl and
Linda in the corner. Said something about laughter being worse than
cheerful.... How long before I can come back? Am I just suspended,
or is this for life!!!! Boohoo (sniffling and rapidly becoming depressed
enough to qualify for the pity party...honest!)
Beware fellow pity partiers: Lynn W was nearly suspended
from the party for life, having had too much fun here. However, proper
groveling and tears have brought her readmittance. But it was a close
call, and should suffice as a warning to us all. |
| Meet Some of the Party
Goers: |
| Don A. wishes we had some Virtual Viagra at this
party. However all the women polled here said they'd rather have Virtual
Chocolate instead. |
| Linda P. is banished to a corner of the party
room with Sylvia, as she's incorrigibly funny and is ruining the depression
for all the rest of us. |
| Judy T. is our Official Pity Party Cheerleader.
See Judy's Story. |
| Judy Y. is our Official Pity Party Planning Coordinator,
as she has brought more supplies to the party than anyone else, so far. |
| Lynn W. is the Official Pity Party Hypnotist,
as her Meditation
for Depression has become one of the most popular party offerings. |
| Sylvia was our Official Pity Party Party Pooper Person as she was simply too happy for a proper pity party. (Sadly, she has since passed away and is greatly missed by all of us.) |
 Many
of these friendly folks are members or moderators of SD
World, a free daily email list. See the ISN's Hope on the Horizon Flash movie lauding the praises of SD World, based
on a poem by Fran Waranius. New members are always welcomed at SD World!
But you sure do not have to be a subscriber to SD World, or even have Scleroderma, in order to visit or submit entries to this virtual pity party. |
