Stepping off the last step of the plane
Back in old England, I moan once again!
The skies were full of rain and grey
Why did we have to come home today?
I left a country so full of sun
And was back home before it had begun
The week flew by without a pause
And ended like a mandatory clause
Behind, I left a beautiful place
That put a glow upon my face
No raynaud's attacks for seven whole days
I did so many things, I was completely amazed.
I walked so much and even swam
A proper little adventurer I am
To **** with my tube, I wore skimpy gear
Folk looked and stared but came not near
If you can have a belly bar and wear it just for fashion
Then I can have a feeding tube to take in my daily ration
I reckon my needs entitle its worth
And I gladly wear it round my girth
Down the slide at breakneck speed
At the water park I took the lead
In huge doughnut contraption I sat in the ring
And zoomed down the slope like a silly thing
My daughter in awe as I yelled with delight
And I hit the water and nearly took flight
I danced the Zorba as my family looked on
I think my mum has finally gone!
My daughter was shy to admit it was me
And when I sat down, red faced was she
Everyone was looking she whispered with caution
So I got up again and did the locomotion
I give a wry smile as I download the pics
I certainly got down to some high kicks
And now I'm back here and down to earth
They're just memories for all they're worth
I think of returning there sometime soon
Now thay my raynaud's is in full bloom.