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Setting Up The Blog



Let's set up a new venture, said Shelley Ensz one day

We'll make a place to air our views, where we can have our say

So they enlisted me and others to write upon the board

Perhaps a little blog or two, the anticipation soared

So away they worked in the background amidst the sweat and the toil

They tweeked at every little switch, and the keyboards they did oil

They perfected every link and click, and then invited me to join

They said it would be easy, just as easy as flipping a coin

So in I went with a head full of junk and silly poetic rhyme

But it wouldn't let me join the gang it revoked me every time

I changed my name to Barbara, my real name not my tag

And played around with every key, my confidence began to sag

Still I wasn't accepted, and as my frustration grew

I went to open the cupboard it was the only thing to do

I poured myself a little drink and then another after that

My head full of jolly robbins so at the computer I went and sat

I couldn't find the cursor, the keys all looked double to me

And I couldn't log myself in, the words I could not see

So Shelley e mailed me a message and marked them for a jerk

Technology and I do not mix, and the site I could not work

My animals were going hungry and my family reported me lost

I spent so much time at the computer, my marriage it nearly cost

I deleted so much jargon then found myself confused!

I don't think Shelley was happy and I was not amused

For every time I used my mouse the computer began to groan

And by this time I was so ###### drunk and frozen to the bone

My fingers were in spasm, my Raynauds out full bloom

And I was getting hypothermia just sitting in the room

And still I was in wilderness whilst others already there

And by this time I was merry and I didn't really care

I grabbed myself the bottle and the last drop I did sup

Then slumped back upon my chair about to give it up

I'd done everything possible to post a ###### blog

But all I kept getting was a blank brain fog

I'd never been so clever in fact I flunked at school

And always played the idiot, the prankster and the fool

I wished I'd learned to listen then perhaps I'd be a boff

Instead of being a blogger who couldn't pull it off

And so the story went on and on, for days it would seem

My mentors were all waiting for me to join their team

But I was just too ###### drunk I forgot that I was a member

I'd used so many alias's my own name I couldn't remember

Well finally I got there, don't ask coz I don't know how!

I guess you already knew that or you wouldn't be reading this now

So thanks to all the moderators for their guidance and anticipation

And for allowing me to post this rhyme with some exageration

I wish that this new venture will be as successful as the board

And I won't have to get drunk no more, the gin I can't afford.


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