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Aceasta pagina a fost scrisa de Krista, si nu a fost editata Shelley Ensz. Vezi Disclaimer.

Ce nu ar vrea sa auda nici un pacient, in timpul unei interventii chirurgicale:

"Pastreaza bucata aia de ficat. Ne va trebui la autopsie"

"Cheama femeia de serviciu, s-adune cu matura ce a cazut pe jos"

"Accepta acest sacrificiu, tu, Dumnezeu Al Intunericului"

"Catel obraznic, adu chestia aia inapoi!"

"Stai putin! Daca asta-i splina, atunci ce am aruncat la gunoi, acum citeva minute?"

"Se fac bani buni pentru rinichi, iar individul asta, are doi!"

"Poate careva sa opreasca chestia aia care provoaca acele batai care se aud? Nu ma pot concentra!"

"Daca nu mi-as fi uitat ochelarii&ldots;"

"Nu vede nimeni penseta care tocmai am pierdut-o?"

"La dracu! Pagina care contine acest subiect, a disparut din manual!"

Krista Lurtz

KristaPovestea Mea: Krista Nu este prea usor, sa incepi sa-ti scri propria istorie, in asemenea situatie.

De ce? Pentru ca habar nu am daca sa scriu despre Krista de acum citiva ani, sau Krista cea de acum. Da, sunt tot eu. Dar sub o altaforma fizica…

Povestea Mea: Krista (engl.) I promised Shelley that some day, I would try to write my "real" story. It's been some time since that day. I tried, yes, I did. But, there's something which kept me from doing it…

To Krista: Global Outreach Excellent Award

SWA Global Outreach Excellence AwardThis award from the Scleroderma Webmaster's Association was given to Krista Lurtz, ISN Romanian Translator, for her excellent global outreach efforts.

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